Rebel

Well it's been a while since i've updated and lately after being at a high school with bullshit teachers, I think that it is the time t0 act now. Every High school student feels a point in school when they feel that they need to rebel against forced education and having absolutly no say in what they want out of an education. We have been oppressed by teachers for too long, and I say that it is time to rebel, revolt, and demand rights. Please comment.

BloodRayne Review

From prior reviews of the movies I thought this would be absolutely terrible. In my mind, it's mediocre, the violence and sex borders on an X rating and sometimes the characters lack depth, but I managed to sit through the whole thing and it's not as horrible as say Howard the Duck or Lost Boys: The Tribe, but it's not good either.

That time of year again

My birthday is coming up saturday the 18th, if anyone has dome something incrdibly stupid please comment.

More Lost boys Trash

It seems that every piece of mass-media that isn't the original is terrible. this is espicially true with the Lost Boys. the comic series: Reign of the Frog Brothers destroys the mythos and the ideas created in the 1987 classic. along with horrible continuity. besides the comic there was a sequel: Lost Boys:the tribe. but as i have said; it's terrible.

Another stupid assignment

If this sounds like i am being stupid please tell me. now then, My world history teacher has given us an essay to be done by tuesday with all preparation and research to be done on the weekend and on monday, the day before it is due. Anyone else smell stupidity?

My review of the Lost Boys 2:The Tribe

It sucks!

Watchmen is NOT overrated!!!

It IS the greatest graphic novel of all time! If you haven't already read it yet, read it. Alan Moore is a Bloody Genius, now I gotta see how the movie turns out.

An Introduction

Hello everybody who reads my posts and enjoys what I write. I have seen many people who review movies like Siskel and Ebert and the Nostalgia Critic. I have also seen people who have reviewed video games like the AVGN and a lot of YouTube users who are too numerous to count. So i have decided to do something like that reivew movies based on video games. though i am only going to reivew the live action ones. this disregards all 15 Pokemon movies, Resident Evil Degeneration, Dead Space Downfall, Final Fantasy, and the Mario animated movie. the Uwe Boll movies speak for themselves so no need to look at them. so here is a list of what to expect:
Super Mario Bros.
Street Fighter
Mortal Kombat
Mortal Kombat: Annihilation
DOA
Tomb Raider
Tomb Raider: Cradle of life
Resident Evil Trilogy
Wing Commander
DOOM
Silent Hill
Double Dragon
Hitman

Resident Evil remakes

Capcom released all 6 Current Resident Evil games on the GameCube, Zero and 4 were actually released on the Cube, 1,2,3 Nemesis, and Code Veronica X were all ports from Playstation consoles when C:V was orignally from the Dreamcast. and RE 1 was the only remake while 2 and 3 were just ports. RE Zero and 1 from the Gamecube were ported to the wii in Japan. So far the only games in the main series to be ported remaid or released on the wii were RE 4 from the Cube and RE Umbrella Chronicles. Please Capcom, bring the japanese ports to america, as well as a Remake of 2 and 3 on the Wii. and just a port of code veronica x, that was perfect on the GameCube. And release Resident Evil 5 for the Wii!!! Please you will make a hell of a lot more money!

Top Ten best Titanic Films

10. Saved from the Titanic (1912)
9. Raise the Titanic
8. Cavalcade
7. S.O.S Titanic
6. Titanic (1943)
5. Night and Ice (1913)
4. The Unsinkable Molly Brown
3. The Titanic (1996)
2. Tianic (1953)
1. A Night to Remember

Hahaha! No Jack and whore,I mean rose.

Zelda list

Considering how much of a Zelda freak I am, I thought that i would make a list of all the things nerds would need to be geeks(Yes there is a difference dammit!)

Games:
NES:
Zelda I
Zelda II
SNES:
A Link to the Past
N64:
Ocarina of Time Gold Edition
Majora's Mask Gold Edition
Super Smash Bros.
GCN:
Collector's Edition
The Wind Waker
Four Swords Adventures
Ocarina of Time Master Quest
Twilight Princess
Soul Calibur II
Super Smash Bros. Melee
Wii:
Twilight Princess
Super Smash Bros. Brawl
GB:
Link's Awakening
GBC:
Link's Awakening DX
Oracle of Ages and Seasons
GBA:
The Minish Cap
A Link to the Past/Four Swords
Zelda I: Classic NES
Zelda II: Classic NES
DS:
Phantom Hourglass
Freshly-Picked Tingle's Rosy Rupeeland
LCD games:
Game Watch
Game and Watch
CD-i Games:
Link: The Faces of Evil
Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon
Zelda's Adventure
Misc.:
Strategy Guides for Each
Posters for Each
Mangas
Doujinshis
The Cartoon Series
GBA SP with Triforce symbol
DS with Triforce symbol
Poster for fake Zelda Movie
Zelda Baseball hat
Zelda buckle
Zelda Wallet
Miniatures
Zelda Shirts
Cosplays
Maps
Soundtracks
Console covers

Wow, I am a nerd! But too nerdy to be a geek!

Watchmen is overrated!!!

Yes, watchmen. Can somebody please tell me how this became the most celbrated graphic novel of all time? Because i have never heard of it until the hype. And for the most part, i don't even think this is the most celebrated graphic novel of all time, that would probably go to The Dark Knight Returns. For the most part i have never heard of these characters, and it makes absoutely NO FUCKIN' SENSE! and there you go.

I hate people!

The Universal Intelligence of people is dropping by the week. i heard people talking about weather the whore of disney is going to be either A. Hannah montana or B. Miley Cyrus. I don't fucking care. now if you think that i am talking about other people, i talking about myself too, because i am wondering wheather or not to read Twilight, yes! I am wondering that of all the stupid things. As well as to buy the Zelda CD-i games and actually play them!!!! So we can only hope that barack obama can enlighten us.

Liberty with characters

When making charcters for novels or other media it is okay to make a couple of liberties to characters to make them the way you want them to be. But there is a difference between liberties and destroying the character. E.G. Twilight vampire: Immune to crosses, holy water, sunlight and garlic, and maybe even stakes. thus destroying the character and not making them vampires.

PRINCE OF PERSIA DLC!!!!!!!!!

I was so upset at the end of prince of persia 2008, Now an epilogue will be released, but please, please release it for the PC. Half of the world doesn't own an xbox 360 or ps3.

Video game movies

That I Like:
Mortal Kombat
Mortal Kombat: Annihilation
Resident Evil Trilogy
Doom
Super Mario Bros.
Silent Hill
Hitman
Final Fantasy
Tomb Raider
Tomb Raider: Cradle of Life
DOA: Dead or Alive

That I Hate:
Bloodrayne
Bloodrayne 2: Deliverence
House of the Dead
Alone in the Dark
Dungeon Siege
Postal
Wing Commander
Street Fighter
Ever single damn Pokemon movie to date!!!

Quicknote

Stephen King said that Stephanie Meyer's work which consists of 4 very poorly written novels that are supposed to pass as vampires. He said and I quote "She isn't that good, and she can't write worth a darn!" Now Twilight retards are saying that King is jealous of Meyer for not thinking up Twilight in the first place. But wait! King wrote a horror novel about vampires in 1975: 'Salem's Lot. Which is far scarier and better written than Twilight. Take that Twilight retards!

Why????

Why does the drumline always have to be together, half of the time it seems that the drill maker jus out them in there at the end. Why? If i ever make drill charts the drumline is going to be as randomly spread out as the hornline and in the form.

Dark Knight rant

After disney, titanic and twilgiht, I am back to rip apart another movie everyone says is the greatest ever: the Dark Knight! there are a few good parts: Bale, Caine, Oldman, Eckhart, and Freeman. I do not like the story it is too convoluted and hard to follow, and probably the worst part about this movie: HEATH FUCKIN' LEDGER!!!!!!!!!! Why is everyone saying that he is the best joker and the best actor in this film and deserves an oscar? First the best joker was Hands down Cesar Romero (RIP), because he invented the charater. but back to ledger, So heath decided to lock himself in a hotel room and studied psychotic novels. the only thing that he did to the character was, give him a monotone voice, make him wear makeup and have scars on his cheeks instead of falling into the pool of acid and losing some of the nerves in his cheeks, and lick his lips. this is far from te comics, when i see a movie based on a comic i expect to see characters that closely follw the souce materials, a few liberties are all right. but when you take away the origin that ruins the film. and then that stupid line: Why so serious? what is the point of this stupid line. and he only says it when he kills a mob boss. Now the oscar thing, he doesn't deserve it! Jack Nicholson didn't get one and he was far superior. Mark hamill sould hve gotten one in Batman: Mask of the Phantasm, and romero should have gotten a couple of emmys. and the fanbrats, they have sent out death threats to reviewers who don't give the movie a perfect score, why does that sound horribly familiar to the twilight fans? and then the fanbrats want to say that this is the best batman movie or hell the best movie ever. batman begins was a hell of a lot better, the Tim burton Batman movies are better. hell, Batman the Movie from the '60s was even better!!! and then rachel dawes, no no no. give us Vicki Vale from the comics and from the first batman movie in '89. Back to ledger, what was the point of the whole scars thing, do you want to know how i got these scars? I don't care as long as it has something to do with the pool of acid! and the worst part about it is, he doesn't laugh nearly as often as the joker should. All i hear is that stupid montone laugh which isn't what we got from other actors who portrayed the joker. he is insane yes but not the clown prince of crime. and my last gripe is why did you put scarecrow in the begginning? it was absolutely pointless. now my final score for The Dark Night: 6.9, nice try guys.

Top 5 games that could have been epic

5. Silver Surfer NES
4. Die Hard NES
3. Star Wars:Masters of Teras Kasi Playstation
2. ET The Extraterrestrial Atari 2600
1. Sonic the Hedgehog X360, PS3

My picks for the best AVGN moments of '08

10. 2-player Battletoads
9. Plastering The Wizard of Oz on the Ceiling
8. Destroying Rambo NES
7. Batnerd vs the Joker
6. Trying to shoot the Duck Hunt dog
5. This looks like a for SuperNerd!
4. Zelda CD-i
3. Captain Nerd vs Klingon
2. Epic battle with Satan
1. AVGN vs NC

Stands tunes that we need

The RickRoll
The Whose line Hoedown
Indiana Jones
Speed Racer

Superbowl Sunday/Douchebag of the week

Let's go Steelers!!!!!!!!!! This week's Dotw is going to be my frined's coreographer, for saying that girls can't sing sufragette city by David Bowie. For those who don't know sufragette city basically means: Get out of here man, I'm having sex Dammit!.

Apology

As this is coming from a very sad person who just spent an hour listening to My Chemical Romance (Don't make me feel worse) I wouldlike to formally apologize to both KP and JT. I admit I might have been an asshole to both of you (How I do not know) and i would just like to formall apologize. Now it is your turn........
P.S. all events leading up to this will be shrouded in darkness from the eyes and ears of the internet.

Twilight: Ext.

I already ranted on this but i had little material. after some research on Encyclopedia Dramatica, I can now make a better list on why this series sucks. First: Edward Cullen=a worse Peter Parker, at least peter parker has the guts to kill a couple of people, but Edward is such a pansy that he decides that it is bad to hurt humans. and the sparkling, VAMPIRES ARE SUPPOSED TO DIE IN SUNLIGHT, NOT SPARKLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! as well as thae fact that the characters look like vampire and nobody but the Mary Sue known as bella swann. and the fact that he has exactly no personality!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! vampires are not supposed to inject venom in thier enemies but rather suck the blood out of them. actually here is an interesting question, why didn't james just kill bella when he had the chance rather than inject"venom" into he? Second: Bella Swan=Mary Sue. she wants to be turned into a vampire, well why didn't she just let james turn her into a vampire? as well as this stupid team jacob team edward bullshit, who the fuck cares? and the fact that jacob is both a pedophile and badly written character. SPOILER ALERT when bella dies caomes back as a vampire(wtf?) and her one daughter decides to date her ex-boyfriend jacob. this is like a bad episode of fuckin' Friends, and don't you dare get me started on that! And Now, Midnight sun will come out and is the exact same plot as Twilight yet from edward Cullen's point of view. so it is basically just a stupid remake. Now i hope to god that New Moon won't become a movie. wait what?(goes to imdb, looks up new moon) FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So Stephanie Meyer sold the rights and there will be another shitty teenage drama with some shit about vampires. at least The Lost Boys was pretty good and got an equal balance between Vampire and teenage drama. Oh and a quick side note, Stephanie Meyer took exactly 3 months to write breaking dawn and all four of these booktook were written in between 2 years. at least Lemony Snicket J.K. Rowling and C.S. Lewis all a full year to write the conlclusion to the book series' they were writing.

Fuck Youtube!

It seems that YouTube has been a for ass to many people. I was looking for some songs by slipknot, and i couldn't lsten to them, due to copyright infringement! Is Chris Bores taking over YouTube or something, it makes not fucking sense. and many other videos don't have audio due too stupid claims like that. Before half of the world's biggest trolls come and flame me, i would ust like to say that youtube is taking away our rights and freedoms. and many of us thought that we could in fact speak our minds on youtube. I would start a rebellion, but i have decided to watch videos on other sites fr the time being.

Douchebag of the Week

Removed

black zombie gas worker

whoever you are asshole, stop commentting on my blog entries, it's not like i commenton your blog entries, oh wait you don't have any! so stop commenting and get the fuck off!

Today si overated

Yes i know that is a song by smashing pumpkins, but that has nothing to do with this post. I just looked at the list of people in pit orchestra for the Wiz this year, every one of those students were either in wind ensemble or Jazz ensemble one, do we see something wrong here? only one freshman made it onto the list and that is just becaause he is a damn good trumet player. Now i am starting to ask my self was there any point in trying out if you knew you were going to get picked? Either way the Wiz sucks, and my fellow trombone player A. T. is playing Micheal Jackson.

Douchebag of the Week

Well i think i will do a series on this. Now i supppose all of you have heard of Mckay hatch, the straightedge kid who doesn't want people to swear. Wow, and every ranter on youtube has put in their two cents and are creating the swear your ass off campain to stop this group of children of soccermoms. McKay hatch you are the douchebag of the week. and i have a few words for you: Shit Piss Fuck Cunt Cocksucker Moterfucker Tits Fart Turd and Twat.

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