Quicknote

Stephen King said that Stephanie Meyer's work which consists of 4 very poorly written novels that are supposed to pass as vampires. He said and I quote "She isn't that good, and she can't write worth a darn!" Now Twilight retards are saying that King is jealous of Meyer for not thinking up Twilight in the first place. But wait! King wrote a horror novel about vampires in 1975: 'Salem's Lot. Which is far scarier and better written than Twilight. Take that Twilight retards!