Twilight: Ext.

I already ranted on this but i had little material. after some research on Encyclopedia Dramatica, I can now make a better list on why this series sucks. First: Edward Cullen=a worse Peter Parker, at least peter parker has the guts to kill a couple of people, but Edward is such a pansy that he decides that it is bad to hurt humans. and the sparkling, VAMPIRES ARE SUPPOSED TO DIE IN SUNLIGHT, NOT SPARKLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! as well as thae fact that the characters look like vampire and nobody but the Mary Sue known as bella swann. and the fact that he has exactly no personality!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! vampires are not supposed to inject venom in thier enemies but rather suck the blood out of them. actually here is an interesting question, why didn't james just kill bella when he had the chance rather than inject"venom" into he? Second: Bella Swan=Mary Sue. she wants to be turned into a vampire, well why didn't she just let james turn her into a vampire? as well as this stupid team jacob team edward bullshit, who the fuck cares? and the fact that jacob is both a pedophile and badly written character. SPOILER ALERT when bella dies caomes back as a vampire(wtf?) and her one daughter decides to date her ex-boyfriend jacob. this is like a bad episode of fuckin' Friends, and don't you dare get me started on that! And Now, Midnight sun will come out and is the exact same plot as Twilight yet from edward Cullen's point of view. so it is basically just a stupid remake. Now i hope to god that New Moon won't become a movie. wait what?(goes to imdb, looks up new moon) FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So Stephanie Meyer sold the rights and there will be another shitty teenage drama with some shit about vampires. at least The Lost Boys was pretty good and got an equal balance between Vampire and teenage drama. Oh and a quick side note, Stephanie Meyer took exactly 3 months to write breaking dawn and all four of these booktook were written in between 2 years. at least Lemony Snicket J.K. Rowling and C.S. Lewis all a full year to write the conlclusion to the book series' they were writing.