Saturday, February 14, 2009
Dark Knight rant
After disney, titanic and twilgiht, I am back to rip apart another movie everyone says is the greatest ever: the Dark Knight! there are a few good parts: Bale, Caine, Oldman, Eckhart, and Freeman. I do not like the story it is too convoluted and hard to follow, and probably the worst part about this movie: HEATH FUCKIN' LEDGER!!!!!!!!!! Why is everyone saying that he is the best joker and the best actor in this film and deserves an oscar? First the best joker was Hands down Cesar Romero (RIP), because he invented the charater. but back to ledger, So heath decided to lock himself in a hotel room and studied psychotic novels. the only thing that he did to the character was, give him a monotone voice, make him wear makeup and have scars on his cheeks instead of falling into the pool of acid and losing some of the nerves in his cheeks, and lick his lips. this is far from te comics, when i see a movie based on a comic i expect to see characters that closely follw the souce materials, a few liberties are all right. but when you take away the origin that ruins the film. and then that stupid line: Why so serious? what is the point of this stupid line. and he only says it when he kills a mob boss. Now the oscar thing, he doesn't deserve it! Jack Nicholson didn't get one and he was far superior. Mark hamill sould hve gotten one in Batman: Mask of the Phantasm, and romero should have gotten a couple of emmys. and the fanbrats, they have sent out death threats to reviewers who don't give the movie a perfect score, why does that sound horribly familiar to the twilight fans? and then the fanbrats want to say that this is the best batman movie or hell the best movie ever. batman begins was a hell of a lot better, the Tim burton Batman movies are better. hell, Batman the Movie from the '60s was even better!!! and then rachel dawes, no no no. give us Vicki Vale from the comics and from the first batman movie in '89. Back to ledger, what was the point of the whole scars thing, do you want to know how i got these scars? I don't care as long as it has something to do with the pool of acid! and the worst part about it is, he doesn't laugh nearly as often as the joker should. All i hear is that stupid montone laugh which isn't what we got from other actors who portrayed the joker. he is insane yes but not the clown prince of crime. and my last gripe is why did you put scarecrow in the begginning? it was absolutely pointless. now my final score for The Dark Night: 6.9, nice try guys.
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