Considering that there are still plenty of illertarate Jonas fans I will further explain why they suck.
1. No songs on videogames. There are plenty of NIN songs, Motley Crue, System of a Down and other metal and rock bands getting songs on Rock Band and Guitar Hero (Before I forget by Slipknot on GHIII) Have the Jonas brothers ever gotten a single song on a videogame, NO!
2. Bad Wardobe and appearence. Now I have seen many pictures of these 3 blithering idiots on T-shirts, and there outfits are gay as hell (No offense intended to homosexuals) and why would one of them wear a hat from the '60s? Now I do not know these retards well (thank god!) but I belive that Joseph is the one whom passes himself off as an emo. The only thing that i see emo about him is his fringe, and his fringe is horrible.
3. Taking too much Attention. Now these guys play with the same band all the time, and yet they are called Jonas Brothers. Now Marilyn Manson is guilty of this too, but they were originally called Marilyn Manson and the spooky kids, and it got shortened down to that. There are two ACTUAL guitarists, a bassist and a drummer right behind them, whom acutally play the songs and do the solos, and if I am correct write more complicated versions of the songs they play, but since the Jonas brothers are really dumb and quit guitar lessons, they only learned 2 chords.
4. Only fans are Disney-obsessed girls. Now Many bands I listen to have a wide selection of genres, Slipknot besides Heasvy metal has punk metal, goth metal, nu metal, and death metal. Jonas only does crappy pop love songs that usually suck. And the songs usually target girls under the age of 15 whom only watch Hannah Montana and Camp Rock. And this is a fact more genres attract more people.
5. Working with Miley Cyrus. Get this through your head dumbasses Miley Cyrus is nothing more than a spoiled hillbilly in a blond wig whom can't speak very well. Oh my god she is Paris Hilton! And she sucks, putting her with 3 drop outs from Fender Academy and yo have a recipe for major suckage.
Well I hope that you guys understand how these people really do stink and they don't deserve record albums, and also listen to real music like Rush, AC/DC, Metallica, System of a Down, Descendents, Misfits, Operation Ivy, Cannibal Corpse, AFI, and SlipKnot!
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