Watchmen is overrated!!!

Yes, watchmen. Can somebody please tell me how this became the most celbrated graphic novel of all time? Because i have never heard of it until the hype. And for the most part, i don't even think this is the most celebrated graphic novel of all time, that would probably go to The Dark Knight Returns. For the most part i have never heard of these characters, and it makes absoutely NO FUCKIN' SENSE! and there you go.

I hate people!

The Universal Intelligence of people is dropping by the week. i heard people talking about weather the whore of disney is going to be either A. Hannah montana or B. Miley Cyrus. I don't fucking care. now if you think that i am talking about other people, i talking about myself too, because i am wondering wheather or not to read Twilight, yes! I am wondering that of all the stupid things. As well as to buy the Zelda CD-i games and actually play them!!!! So we can only hope that barack obama can enlighten us.

Liberty with characters

When making charcters for novels or other media it is okay to make a couple of liberties to characters to make them the way you want them to be. But there is a difference between liberties and destroying the character. E.G. Twilight vampire: Immune to crosses, holy water, sunlight and garlic, and maybe even stakes. thus destroying the character and not making them vampires.

PRINCE OF PERSIA DLC!!!!!!!!!

I was so upset at the end of prince of persia 2008, Now an epilogue will be released, but please, please release it for the PC. Half of the world doesn't own an xbox 360 or ps3.

Video game movies

That I Like:
Mortal Kombat
Mortal Kombat: Annihilation
Resident Evil Trilogy
Doom
Super Mario Bros.
Silent Hill
Hitman
Final Fantasy
Tomb Raider
Tomb Raider: Cradle of Life
DOA: Dead or Alive

That I Hate:
Bloodrayne
Bloodrayne 2: Deliverence
House of the Dead
Alone in the Dark
Dungeon Siege
Postal
Wing Commander
Street Fighter
Ever single damn Pokemon movie to date!!!

Quicknote

Stephen King said that Stephanie Meyer's work which consists of 4 very poorly written novels that are supposed to pass as vampires. He said and I quote "She isn't that good, and she can't write worth a darn!" Now Twilight retards are saying that King is jealous of Meyer for not thinking up Twilight in the first place. But wait! King wrote a horror novel about vampires in 1975: 'Salem's Lot. Which is far scarier and better written than Twilight. Take that Twilight retards!

Why????

Why does the drumline always have to be together, half of the time it seems that the drill maker jus out them in there at the end. Why? If i ever make drill charts the drumline is going to be as randomly spread out as the hornline and in the form.

Dark Knight rant

After disney, titanic and twilgiht, I am back to rip apart another movie everyone says is the greatest ever: the Dark Knight! there are a few good parts: Bale, Caine, Oldman, Eckhart, and Freeman. I do not like the story it is too convoluted and hard to follow, and probably the worst part about this movie: HEATH FUCKIN' LEDGER!!!!!!!!!! Why is everyone saying that he is the best joker and the best actor in this film and deserves an oscar? First the best joker was Hands down Cesar Romero (RIP), because he invented the charater. but back to ledger, So heath decided to lock himself in a hotel room and studied psychotic novels. the only thing that he did to the character was, give him a monotone voice, make him wear makeup and have scars on his cheeks instead of falling into the pool of acid and losing some of the nerves in his cheeks, and lick his lips. this is far from te comics, when i see a movie based on a comic i expect to see characters that closely follw the souce materials, a few liberties are all right. but when you take away the origin that ruins the film. and then that stupid line: Why so serious? what is the point of this stupid line. and he only says it when he kills a mob boss. Now the oscar thing, he doesn't deserve it! Jack Nicholson didn't get one and he was far superior. Mark hamill sould hve gotten one in Batman: Mask of the Phantasm, and romero should have gotten a couple of emmys. and the fanbrats, they have sent out death threats to reviewers who don't give the movie a perfect score, why does that sound horribly familiar to the twilight fans? and then the fanbrats want to say that this is the best batman movie or hell the best movie ever. batman begins was a hell of a lot better, the Tim burton Batman movies are better. hell, Batman the Movie from the '60s was even better!!! and then rachel dawes, no no no. give us Vicki Vale from the comics and from the first batman movie in '89. Back to ledger, what was the point of the whole scars thing, do you want to know how i got these scars? I don't care as long as it has something to do with the pool of acid! and the worst part about it is, he doesn't laugh nearly as often as the joker should. All i hear is that stupid montone laugh which isn't what we got from other actors who portrayed the joker. he is insane yes but not the clown prince of crime. and my last gripe is why did you put scarecrow in the begginning? it was absolutely pointless. now my final score for The Dark Night: 6.9, nice try guys.

Top 5 games that could have been epic

5. Silver Surfer NES
4. Die Hard NES
3. Star Wars:Masters of Teras Kasi Playstation
2. ET The Extraterrestrial Atari 2600
1. Sonic the Hedgehog X360, PS3

My picks for the best AVGN moments of '08

10. 2-player Battletoads
9. Plastering The Wizard of Oz on the Ceiling
8. Destroying Rambo NES
7. Batnerd vs the Joker
6. Trying to shoot the Duck Hunt dog
5. This looks like a for SuperNerd!
4. Zelda CD-i
3. Captain Nerd vs Klingon
2. Epic battle with Satan
1. AVGN vs NC

Stands tunes that we need

The RickRoll
The Whose line Hoedown
Indiana Jones
Speed Racer

Superbowl Sunday/Douchebag of the week

Let's go Steelers!!!!!!!!!! This week's Dotw is going to be my frined's coreographer, for saying that girls can't sing sufragette city by David Bowie. For those who don't know sufragette city basically means: Get out of here man, I'm having sex Dammit!.