It is the holiday Season

Well yesterday was the Thanksgiving Day parade. With the glorious marching bands(Sousaphones not marching tubas!) And being able to curse out such glorious lip-synching as the ever unpopular Miley Cyrus. (B. R. Cyrus made line-dancing, don't you make line-boring) and of couse the glorious introduction of Santa Claus. but everyone knows what this means: Holiday commercials but also a charlie brown christmas. What more do i have to say decmber will be here. Next week review of AVGN vs NC.

witch mountain

Many of you will remeber my rant on how bad disney is going. I asked for a suspense film, and i got it in the form of Race to Witch Mountain. I remeber watching the original Escape to Witch Mountain with Eddie Albert. This looks cool, the effects are nice and to tell you the truth i didn't even think that it looked like a dilsney film from the trailer.

Hated!

76 pages of hate on Titanic
24 pages of hate on the High School Musical trilogy
5 pages of hate on Camp Rock
9 pages of hate on Twilight

Somebody kill this!!!!!!

How long has Degrassi been going on? for about 47 years probably! this is the stupidest thing that isn't made by disney! Somebody destroy it RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!

Bad lines from "Batman and Robin"

"Let's Kick some ICE!"
"This is why Superman works alone"
(Pulls out credit card witlh bat logo on it)"Never leave the cave with out it"
"First Gotham and Then THE WORLD!"
"I'll cancel your pizzas then sir!"
"I'll help you grab your rocks"
"CURSES!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Stay cool, Bird boy!"
Wow, Holy Lame lines Batman!"

My thoughts on a 3rd Batman

Well here on my thoughts: A lot of people have been saying that this movie will be called The Caped Crusader. I think it is a good title considering the the title "Dark Knight" it makes sense. now also people have said that the villain will be Riddler. Okay that is fine with me, Riddler has always been my favorite. If they also put in Man-Bat, Poison Ivy, Harley Quinn, Clayface, Bane or Catwoman, that would be nice. If any body should play Riddler I would think of Jim Carrey who was very good in Batman Forever, though many people have said that Johnny Depp should play Riddler. If Tim Burton directed this movie then he Depp might do it, but probably not.

New Rant

I will not destroy Harry Potter, it is just over-rated. Now it is time to detroy the High School musical trilogy. Every Character is too stereotypical and flat, the acting and actors are atrocious, And the plot is one of the worst i have ever seen. A jock wanting to join the muscial. And all of this tension is brought up saying that it would be horrible if a jock decided to join a musical. and he likes a new girl (BIG FUCKIN' WHOOP!) I espicially hate the songs, which would make famous composers like Koji Kondo(video game scores) John Williams and Hans Zimmer cringe. and the characters i very bad charcters, i won't go in-depth with that. And antoher thing, why are there only preps and jocks where are the emos, the punks, the goths, or een the gresasers. This musical trilogy is ripping of Grease, Which is the greatest musical that took place in a high school. And why is everything so clean, for god's sake, put some grease or graffiti on the walls! I s this what they want, do they want people to think that high school is going to be perfect, get this, it is not! I know that i am only a freshman but high school is not perfect. this does nto display anything close to reality. Here is a question, why can't any of these musical have good plots or characters or even a glimpse of reality. And another thing about Disney, nearly everything coming out of disney right now is either a comedy or animated or both (With the exception of Pirates and Narnia) Why not a suspense movie? My final word is I am not the Nostalgia Critic he rmebers it so i don't have to!!!!

Destruction of: TWILIGHT

Now i am going to destroy Twilight. The basic greek laws of cretures do not apply, Vampires aren't allergic to the sun, Werewolves can change at will, and why is Edward sparkling? All of which got combined into 4 books with another love story. Well I just wanted it short and to the point, My next destruction will be: HARRY FUCKIN' POTTER!

What to destroy next?

I have basically destroyed Titanic, Jonas assholes, Disney, and some other shit. So tell me, what I should destroy next.

My Opinions

Let Me Emphasize this: OPINIONS!!!!!!!!! Don't go apeshit on me for what i think.
What I Like:
Wii
Marching Band
Teams from Boston
Emo stuff
EMo Bands
Punk Bands
WHose Line
Obama
Knitting
THe Super Mario Bros. Movie
Depression
Narnia
Lord Of The Rings
A Series of Unfortunate Events
Star Wars
dA

WHat I hate:
Harry Potter
Twilight
Disney (Present)
Pop Bands
JOnas/Cyrus
Bush
Star Trek
PS3
MySpace
FaceBook
Titanic
Bagpipes
Micheal Jackson
Thriller
Cannibal Corpse

ELection Day

Today I expect to rant on what Charlotte says is cool: The Jonas Bros. and Titanic (1997). As i have said twice THe Jonas Brothers are actors who aren't even that good and are trying to be musicians when there is an actual band behind them. The songs are cringe-worthy and something that would make Walt Disney cringe because it is so bad. Now for all those girls whom didn't hit puberty yet when you do, listen to My Chemical Romance, which is an emo band that is really good. Now for Titanic, Nobody watches Titanic for the historical reference, all they ever watch it for is to see either Kate winselet naked on a couch or the stupid stereotypical love story, If they cut out the love story then the filmmakers could have included a lot more historical reference. Like boat6 not returning to the ship, Colenel Astor explaining what was in the lifejacket or Titanic's near hit with the S.S. New York, which they really should have put in. all i hve to say is this, we need a titanic move where there is no stereotypical love story, no added characters, and more historical reference.