Tuesday, August 26, 2008

NOT weekly Follow-up

Considering that there are still plenty of illertarate Jonas fans I will further explain why they suck.
1. No songs on videogames. There are plenty of NIN songs, Motley Crue, System of a Down and other metal and rock bands getting songs on Rock Band and Guitar Hero (Before I forget by Slipknot on GHIII) Have the Jonas brothers ever gotten a single song on a videogame, NO!
2. Bad Wardobe and appearence. Now I have seen many pictures of these 3 blithering idiots on T-shirts, and there outfits are gay as hell (No offense intended to homosexuals) and why would one of them wear a hat from the '60s? Now I do not know these retards well (thank god!) but I belive that Joseph is the one whom passes himself off as an emo. The only thing that i see emo about him is his fringe, and his fringe is horrible.
3. Taking too much Attention. Now these guys play with the same band all the time, and yet they are called Jonas Brothers. Now Marilyn Manson is guilty of this too, but they were originally called Marilyn Manson and the spooky kids, and it got shortened down to that. There are two ACTUAL guitarists, a bassist and a drummer right behind them, whom acutally play the songs and do the solos, and if I am correct write more complicated versions of the songs they play, but since the Jonas brothers are really dumb and quit guitar lessons, they only learned 2 chords.
4. Only fans are Disney-obsessed girls. Now Many bands I listen to have a wide selection of genres, Slipknot besides Heasvy metal has punk metal, goth metal, nu metal, and death metal. Jonas only does crappy pop love songs that usually suck. And the songs usually target girls under the age of 15 whom only watch Hannah Montana and Camp Rock. And this is a fact more genres attract more people.
5. Working with Miley Cyrus. Get this through your head dumbasses Miley Cyrus is nothing more than a spoiled hillbilly in a blond wig whom can't speak very well. Oh my god she is Paris Hilton! And she sucks, putting her with 3 drop outs from Fender Academy and yo have a recipe for major suckage.
Well I hope that you guys understand how these people really do stink and they don't deserve record albums, and also listen to real music like Rush, AC/DC, Metallica, System of a Down, Descendents, Misfits, Operation Ivy, Cannibal Corpse, AFI, and SlipKnot!

Friday, August 15, 2008

NINNINNIN

NINe INch NaIls are persormiNg a concert at the meadowlaNds oN the 27th. I am obvIously a bIg fan of NIN, aNd hopefully I caN get tIckets for EmIly, CameroN, ArIel, JustIN, BlaIr, aNd Ross. Oh and i have to say that Ross (Baritone sax) and Blair (Bass line) are in Marching band as well. And on an angrier note, SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT HANNAH MON-FUCKIN'-TANA. she is a hillbilly with a wig! and jonas are sappy suck-ups for a band(which they aren't). All right I am done for tonight.

Friday, August 8, 2008

Jack Thompson=Douchebag

If anyone out there is an avid gamer like myself, then you probably know of the lawyer. Jack Thompson hates videogames and blamed VT and Columbine on violent videogames. For instance he blamed Cho Seung-Hui, the VT shooter, Thompson said that the reason he killed 32 people was because he played Counter-Strike, an internet shooter. How dumb is that? Now he also has 2 franchises that he must bitch about: Mortal Kombat and Grand Theft Auto. Sure, both games have explicit violence and sex but I think that people aren't stupid enough to actually do things that are done in GTA or MK.

Friday, August 1, 2008

xXxI Hate My LifexXx!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you read my last blog entry: Don't Fear the Emo, then you know about my emotive thoughts, well then you would think that I already hate my life. Well it just got a lot worse. Now, I like to get get a little cash around the house, there's nothing wrong with that, but is it really necessary to teach a person step-by-step how to mow a lawn? I wanted to do this to earn some more money, but no, my parents had to say that first I need to do the trim and then just do one or two lines. What, what, WHAT!! I've mowed my grandparents lawn before, sure I used an old Lawn mower, but is there really a difference? There is just a motor and thats it! All I have to do is turn it on and off and that is it, sure there is the grass bag but a monkey could do that!